26 January 2010
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Meeting Women
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Easiest way to get around any confidence blocks and have fun with women is to let go and allow yourself to have fun with random strangers as you would with your best friends.
1. Tell the worst joke you know
Who cares how bad it is, you're having fun! Walk up, make them laugh with your awesomely poor joke then make small conversation. After 5-10 minutes, go back to your friends and find some other women to tell next. After an hour, the whole female population of the bar or club will recognise you and know you're having fun.
2. Bump into her
Bump into her when she's standing by the bar or in a coffee line, wherever. When she turns around and looks at you, say "Watch it punk!" in a straight face. When she's about to call you an arsehole, crack a smile, bump her again and leave. Teasing is all part of the fun game.
3. Sit down at a random table
Find a nice table with 2~3 women preferably and sit down. When they all look at you, say "Hey! Sorry I'm late, traffic was a nightmare!". Have fun, make small conversation and pow, they'll remember you as that mad fun guy who sat at their table.
4. Thumb war!
After some small conversation, offer out your hand as if you're looking for a handshake. When she starts the handshake, turn it around into a thumb war! Battle her and tease her with random taunts you give your male friends, "You suck!", "You've got no chance!".
After you beat her, naturally, make some more small conversation about how she should practise more often and how she nearly had you. Hell, you could even tell her you're a professional thumb wrestler and you play for Great Britain in the Olympics.
5. Name game
After some small conversation, start the name game. Basically, you say to her "I'll make you a little bet", "If I forget your name when I see you later tonight, I'll buy you a drink. But, if you forget mine, you've got to buy me a drink".
Really have fun with this, tell her a random crazy name like Pinocchio Van Winkle and challenge her whenever you see her. Chances are, you'll have a cheap, and most of all, fun night.
Damn, I must have missed out some more fun things when I wrote this list, don't hold back - share the ones you know in the comments!
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Definitely! Excellent point!
@40yroldvirgin
I think Colm sums it up perfectly with:
"Who said anything about getting laid, the point is to have a laugh." :)
@Timin
Thumb wars rule! Believe me, she will love it! But, there's only one way for you to find out... :p
I recognise some of these, I think my favourite is probably the name game. In fact, I would suggest saying it to a group of girls! When the rest of the female population of a club witness a 3set (that is, 3 girls) jump on you and say your name multiple times, you are also displaying pre-selection, which automatically makes you more desirable to other women. It is for this reason that any man who has had a strong desire for a particular girl and found her disinterested (one-itus); then found something else and experienced the rather irritating predicament when all of a sudden the original female starts showing interest. She's lost her prey to competing female!
Another trick which I've shamelessly stolen from a well known source, is to take the hand of the girl you're meeting for the first time and slowly raise it to your face, as if you're about to kiss her hand in the classical way. However, just at the point where she looks at you as if to say "Oh no, not another one of these creeps", you turn over and kiss YOUR hand! For a second she thinks you're putting her on pedestool, then you kick it right out from under her! That one's a beauty in my opinion!
Thanks Dan, may I call you Dan? :)
I do tend to touch on the scientific side of things but I prefer to focus on usable solutions, maybe in future posts I'll think more about adding reasons why, scientifically into each piece. Thanks for the feedback.
Some of the best fun I've had in a bar came from the name game. You've got it spot on with the group of girls, it always works and the pre-selection is fantastic. You definitely know your stuff!
Haha! The kissing hand routine. From Craig I believe (Craig, Deangelo's friend rather than Craig of the blog - although, Craig of this blog is a legend in his own right. :p). Complete classic and always gets the desired reaction! Have you tried it out? Works a treat, everytime!
Awesome comments Dan, keep them coming, you're helping shape this site.
Tylo
p.s I've replied to all your other outstanding comments, its been busy here and a few have delayed responses. :)
@Colm, obviously you are spineless, its all about getting laid, i wake up in the morning and brush my teeth hoping it may somehow lead to me getting laid. dont give me "its about a laugh"
