27 July 2009
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This post aims to answer what is involved in a chat-up line and why you can say anything and have work with 100% success.
Excited? You should be! You’re seconds away from learning the world’s best chat up line, and this isn’t a joke. A lot of people attach the stigma of failure to chat-up lines, why do you think that is? Well I’ll tell you, it’s because chat-up lines simply do not work.
Does that mean that the world’s best chat up line I’m about to share with, won’t work? Not at all, because there’s a fundamental difference and I’d like to guide you through it now.
World’s Best Chat-up Line
Right let’s begin, before I tell you the world’s best chat up line, you need to know a little background on the subject, especially if you know nothing about what the leading dating gurus teach. The little information you need is...
It Doesn’t Matter What You Say
That’s right! It DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU SAY! Now, quite a few people reading this will understand this perfectly, but the majority of you are probably ready to press back, or click off the site. WAIT and I’ll explain what I mean.
It doesn’t matter what you say, words are a small percentage of the communication that occurs during an encounter with another person. In fact, words only supply 7% of the communication. Yes, only 7%! This leaves 93% unaccounted for. The other 93% is split up between body language and voice tone, with body language taking a large chunk. Do you understand that? Words make up bugger all of the total communication, so what difference does it make what words are used? Almost completely nothing!
If you are following correctly, you should know realise that it doesn’t matter what you say, only how you say it. Knowing this, you can use absolutely any chat up line in the world without being a pick-up artist, and it will work. But I have an extra special one waiting for you, not too far away which takes the trophy of the world’s best chat up line ever.
The World’s Best Chat-up Line Revealed
Hopefully you haven’t skipped ahead and you read the previous paragraphs, otherwise you may not understand what I’m about to tell you!
The world’s best chat up line is in fact incredibly simple and I’m really surprised I never heard of it sooner. To perform the world’s best chat up line at 100% you need to do this as follows –
- Find an attractive girl you like (easier if its closing time at the bar/club and you’re all going home)
- Walk up to her confidently and say “Hey, how you doing?” She will reply with something similar to “Fine”
- Then you say “Cool, what you doing later?” She will reply with something similar to “I’m not sure”
- Then you say the world’s best chat up line ever!!! “Do you want to come home with me?”
- MOST IMPORTANT STEP NEXT – DO NOT SKIP
- You must hold, hold yourself, HOLLLLDDD yourself! Do not rock, do not say anything, just stand still as you were when you said it and do not crumble!!
- Make out.
Why Does the World’s Best Chat-up Line Work?
I’m certain the majority of you are thinking that I’m full of shit right now, and that is fine! You’ll need to go out and just do it yourself, you will be surprised how easy it is to pull off if you’re not a little bitch who’s afraid of girls and can hold. If you can hold after you say that line, it shows that you are serious, that you’re not a weirdo and above all, you are confident.
Normally to get to this stage with a girl you’d need to build rapport and comfort. But this way, you don’t even need to know her NAME! You simply ask her to sleep with you in the 3rd sentence.
Story of the World’s Best Chat-up Line in Action!
After hearing the world’s best chat up line, I resolved to give it a go. I went out to a bar the same night, and walked about the place.
Now, at this point I wasn't by any means a Jedi, but I wasn't crap. I could consistently open, I could flirt, and I could get the occasional make-out. What I'm saying is that I'd gotten to a point where I could approach without that much anxiety.
Dude, I was bricking my pants. Mother of God, man. Looking at all these beautiful women, just the thought of going up to one of them and coming OUT with this line was terrifying. I sank pint after pint of booze. I walked around some more. I drank more booze. I lurked in the corner for a while. I was still bricking my pants without a SINGLE approach when the bouncers started herding people out the door.
Bugger. I'd missed my chance.
No. No, no, no. No way. Not me. Not now. I was going to do this. If I crashed out, if I messed up, whatever - I'd take the pain. I was going to say this.
Honestly, it felt like my VERY FIRST APPROACH all over again. I was really, really scared.
I walked out of the bar into the milling crowd. Screw it. I'm going to do this, someone, anyone.
And there she was. Delicate, like a fairy almost, red hair, really rich and deep red, and a quirky dress that melted my heart.
Crap. We're going in.
Ok, man. Concentrate on getting the first line out. That's not so bad.
"Hey" I blurt.
"Hey." She's even prettier close up. DO IT, MAN. DO IT!!
"How's it going?"
"Not bad."
"What are you up to later?"
"Not sure."
DO IT MAN!! EYE OF THE TIGER!!
"Do you want to come home with me?
She looks at me. She's gauging. I've never felt attention this intense. It's like a laser beam scorching me for any signs of incongruence. Luckily enough, she's hot, so there aren't any.
The urge to say something, to break the tension is PALPABLE. I CLAMP my jaw tight shut to silence myself.
She sways backward, stunned. Then she jumps me. Physically lunges forward and puts her tongue in my mouth.
BAM!
Incidentally, there was a guy there - a very strong natural - who had been hitting on her all evening, and had got her to agree to come back to his (I found this all out later). Didn't matter, blew him away with this ONE SENTENCE.
This girl wasn't a slut. She wasn't a freak. She was a cool, normal chick.
She was hot too. Really hot!
Nice.
Conclusion
It’s almost certain whatever girl you say this to, she will have not have heard it before. She will not have even had a guy with such MASSIVE balls to attempt it. This means you’re in.
The important thing to remember is that you do not crumble when you say the line. Do not crumble. If you do, it shows you’re a weak little bitch and she will almost defiantly laugh at you. If you don’t crumble, then it shows that you are seriously asking her to go home with you and, she will.
Also, when you’re holding, do not be weird! Just simply deliver the world’s best chat up line like you’re talking about the weather, do not crumble or act weirdly like it’s a big deal! You are simply asking her an honest question.
What if she says no? Just say “Ok”. And ask someone else.
How do you know if it’s worked?
You will see one thing in her eyes; it will be pure full on SHOCK! So, if she looks shocked, you pulled it off perfectly, well done!
You need to know that it will never backfire as long as you don’t crumble or act weird, because it’s only a QUESTION! Remember you are not persuading her to sleep with you, you just asked her a question. YOU ONLY ASK, NO PERSUADING.
Important Things to Remember to pull of the World’s Best Chat-up Line
- Do not do it in front of her friends.
- If she rejects, just say “ok” like you offered her a prawn cocktail crisp and she said “No, thank you”.
- It doesn’t matter if she is drunk or not.
- You must say the line when it’s suppose to, you can’t talk about something unrelated first then bring it up later.
- Looks do not matter here on your part; Quasimodo could pull this off if he had big enough balls.
- The end! You now know the world’s best chat up line and are ready to test it out, good luck my friend! If you have any questions, feel free to leave a comment.
If you've got any stories to share with using chat-up lines or you've got some interesting lines yourself post them in the comments, especially if they're funny - we all love them! Otherwise, check out the female psychology series to get a deeper understanding in the great big WHY.
Craig is a 22-year-old student studying psychology at Bournemouth Uni. He runs a dating blog aimed at helping every man get the perfect relationship through the psychology of dating.
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...Dumb question?
Glad it worked :p
@Shaina
Try it out, I'm prettttty sure it will.
I approached her. said "Hey, how you doing?" All was going well. She liked the confident approach and casual delivery.
She then, due to the good start even started to interact in a very positive way.
She said "Good. Where you going?" Now at this stage I felt like I couldn't stick to the script. Otherwise I would sound like I wasn't even listening to what she had just said. So I replied " I was about to ask you the same thing."
She said "I'm going this way." and pointed at the road ahead.
So I then tried the third line and said "Do you want to go home with me?"
From her there was silence. Shock. Then... "I'm going that way to meet a friend. I'm going that way to meet a friend."
Now there was shock, but not the right kind of shock. I had a recovery plan but by this stage she seemed alittle freaked out at how the conversation could turn straight to this.
I could have stuck to the script, I could have used my recovery plan or I simply was unable to pull off the third line with a positive outcome. Or I need to try it out on a few more women so see if it would work. Either way I had a pretty good chance with her until I said the third line and she felt unsure - this kinda annoys.
Ive got my own 3 chat up line routine and at worst I always get their attention and kiss on the cheak. They have no question of my intentions and at best I pull. So maybe I need to combine the two technics and leave out the third line. Or use the third line at the very end of the routine(I know this is against 'the rules') What does everyone think? Was I even stupid to even try this so that you can all have a laugh at my expense?
What does the writer of this page think? The question is - how many times do you have to do this 3 sentence chat up line for it to actually work?
Should definitely try it out. :)
@Amazing
I love feedback, thanks a lot for taking the type to post the comment, I'll answer as best as I can! :)
The main problem I can see is that you has a recovery plan therefore you must have pre-assumed it's likely to fail which could set the mood for the encounter.
Also there's a selection of reasons why it may not have worked other than predetermined failure - she may have had a boyfriend etc - the important thing to remember is that you are basically offering her something great and if she rejects, it's her loss - you just ask someone else.
My experience with the line has always been positive - even if she rejected going home with me, she always admired or laughed at how confident I must have been to pull it off - often I had her number instead and a little "Maybe some other time".
A great example was a few years ago when I was testing out a lot of theories and I used a line similar to this (not as refined) which resulted in her immediatly wanted to go home - so much in fact that she paid all expenses such as the taxi. She wasn't low scorer or a slut - she was a regular, cute girl who couldn't resist.
I'd recommend you try it again and always be in the frame of mind that you're having fun regardless and you're offering her something great - would you care if you offered her a tic-tac and she said "no I'm off to meet a friend?" Nope! The line should work the same way :P
To directly answer the "how many times" question - I'd say that it's a complete numbers game, how many women in your area are attractive enough for you and single? How ever many you guess there are, divide it by 2 and you've got a base number which you can add in to the number of non-single or non-attractive pile and work out a viable percentage change of using the line and having it work perfectly.
Have fun and I'd to hear any other opinions you have!:)
Not infront of her friends is one of the rules I believe. To properly separate you'll need roughly 4 hours of comfort building. That's why it's more efficient to use this line at closing time and I'm a credit to how well it works.
