01 October 2009
Posted in Meeting Women
Image courtesy of Vic DeLeon
The aim of this post is to point out the type of women you generally don't want a relationship with. Hopefully this post is just in time to save your life, time and money.
Some of you may have read the male version of this post, if not I suggested you check out 9 Types of Men That Fail With Beautiful Women since this post takes on a similar structure.
Before I jump into the post I'd like to add a poll -
The poll will be at the top and bottom so you can vote on which type of woman you feel is the worst.
Also, please remember, when I outline the female personality types I'm being highly stereotypical and focusing on the extremes of those types. I'm fully aware there are some women out there who have a little bits of different personalities I've added to the avoid list yet are completely fun to be around.
Hmm... probably a controversial choice but none-the-less, a type of woman to avoid, of course unless you're religious yourself and you're in to all that. Otherwise you'll be bombarded by 'how your meant to be' day-in-day-out.
Normally a religious woman is brought up through a religious background and systematically programmed to be 'normal'. This often results in an emotionally crippled woman who's afraid of sex, close romance or anything deemed 'sinful' - which kills many relationships.
Personally this type is the closest possible away from my cup of tea - How about you? Air your opinion in the comments at the end, I'd love to hear them.
Aha! I'm sure you know of this type. The woman who approached you in a bar and smiles all lovingly so you buy her a drink - then you never see her again. Until of course you catch a glimpse of her later on doing the same thing to another man for another drink.
I call this type either 'users' or 'scammers' since it's basically what they are. They use what's called sexual currency to achieve what they want. Basically a lower form of prostitution - especially if they're doing it intentionally.
You often see large phone companies undertaking the very same thing to sell their products. They hire a bunch of beautiful women, give them a free phone and ask them to spread the word of how cool the phone is while their out mingling in a bar or club. The obvious lure trap is for the men who are completely fooled into thinking the girl is into them while they demo the phone by taking photos and commenting on how cool they are. More often or not - that man will go out and buy that phone.
3. Gold Diggers
Everyone knows about this type! After the money you say? Spot on! You want to avoid gold diggers like the plague, especially if you're quite nifty on the income.
Best way to avoid these is to avoid talking about money or possessions altogether. Then you rule out the possibility she's interested in you because of your money. I'd say gold diggers are an extreme version of the users or scammers since their all after the same thing - money. Just gold diggers tend to be more greedy.
4. Drama Queen
This group of women used to really annoy me. The woman who stamps her feet because her boyfriend won't buy her another drink or her daddy won't spray paint her pony pink.
The best way to avoid this group is to find them hilarious. Even though I did find them extremely annoying at one time, now I can't help but laugh if I witness a drama session. Next time you're with an attention seeking drama queen - laugh. Watch as her face changes from 'brat' to confused almost instantly, it's hilarious.
This type loves to keep bundles of testicles in her pocket. Her most favourite bundle probably belongs to her husband or boyfriend who probably also has surprisingly distinct looking collar marks on his neck. I'm sure you've had an encounter with such a ferrous beast before and as long as you quickly exit the area your testicles will avoid the bundle.
According to studies, controlling women are the most likely to have facial hair. Figures huh? Anyway, the best way to avoid such a woman is to not allow her to control you. Stand your ground, be dominant and above all - be a man.
The dizzy group are very often stereotyped to be blonde. I have no idea why but let's go along with it. Anyway, the dizzy blonde group tend be forgetful, un-organised and generally 'slow'. Even though I think this group on it's own aren't particularly harmful - in the long enough time span I'm sure they could be.
If a gold digger and a dizzy blonde were dropped in a mixer, a WAG will surely be created.
7. Tomboy / Guy Chick
Ever met a girl who can weight lift an elephant? Me either, but if there is such a woman - she's in this group. A tomboy is the British slang of a man-like-woman. A woman who enjoys the typically manly type of work and/or sport - which isn't bad, I'm all up for diversity but I find a jean-vest-muscle-breast very unattractive.
The worst thing about it all is that this group of women could probably kick my arse. That alone should put them in the list of women to avoid for safety reasons.
8. Emotional (Emo)
Hmmm... emo girls. Without being incredibly harsh, this type of woman tends to be completely unstable. Constantly looking for people to offload their problems onto so they can feel better about themselves. If you've ever gone out with an emotional girl I'm sure you know exactly what I mean. A very selfish woman who enjoys bringing people down to her level so she can have company in her self-created lonely world.
I have a slight annoyance with depressed/negative women and tend to avoid them completely. I only enjoy being around positive, fun and happy women - if you're the same, emotional women are a no go.
Avoid! Seriously. If you've never been harassed or physically molested by a 20 stone woman named Butch then you need to avoid this group of women, otherwise you'd better have Batman on speed dial.
A Femnazi is a dominant man hating women who goes out of her way to dominate and humiliate men. They often have deep emotional turmoil and enough hair to choke a giraffe. Not a woman you want to spend time with, unless you're also a femnazi - then maybe love is just around the corner.
10. Large, Ugly and Proud
What can I say? I don't think I say much more than the picture to be honest. Also, I don't know about you - but that picture actually scares me. I shall be checking dark corners of my room from now on.
Which do you think is the worst?
Extra types that may or may not be in your list of women to avoid
These types may or may not be in your list of women to avoid, a few of them aren't in mine personally, but everyone is different.
1. Hippy chick
I like this type of girl but I'm sure some men won't, since hippy chicks are normally seen as 'out there'. However, I find the social difference rather cute and attractive - I'd love your opinion in the comments of whether or not this type of woman should be included or not.
Again, I like shy girls but I know some men finding them extremely annoying because they're usually quiet and introvert without many social skills. May be a party killer. Comment whether or not you think this type should be included in the women to avoid category or not.
3. Party Girl
Oh, the party girl! I'm sure you've all had experience with these, if not - I'm sure you've seen a certain type of film with 1 or 2 in. Basically, a party girl is someone who enjoys having a good time, partying and can't keep a relationship because she's prone to switch beds weekly.
Anyone had a bad experience with a party girl and thinks they should be added in the list of women to avoid? Comment away!
A Romantic woman is the type that falls in love a lot with various people and things very quickly. I can completely see why some people can find the romantic type extremely annoying. Especially if she happens to fall in love with your best friend.
However cute, if you've dated a teenager you know how annoying they can be. Especially if they're the type who are completely immature. However, personally I don't think they'd fit in the first 10 - but I'd love your comments on that.
Type of Woman you Want
I'd definitely say the best type of woman to go for is the cool girl or the 'stable girl'. I'm on about a woman who has all her shit together, no problems, no underlying issues that creates weird mannerisms but a simple sweet girl with high ambitions who knows what she wants in life and is out to get it while enjoying as much of life as possible.
p.s. if you were offended by reading this post - sorry, it wasn't my intention. :)
Craig is a 22-year-old student studying psychology at Bournemouth Uni. He runs a dating blog aimed at helping every man get the perfect relationship through the psychology of dating.